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question time


George W Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and the President asks him his name.
"Billy!"
"And what is your question, Billy?"


"I have three questions:
Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
And whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"


Just then the bell rings for recess. Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume, the President says:
"Okay where were we? Oh that's right - question time. Who has a question?"


A different little boy puts his hand up. George points him out and asks his name.
"Steve!"
"And what is your question, Steve?"


"I have five questions:
Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?
And my fifth question: what happened to Billy?"


(stolen from a friend's weblog, from an entry dated july 22nd, 2003)

Comments

( 6 comments — Leave a comment )
author_author
May. 11th, 2004 11:31 pm (UTC)
voel me niet zo lekker. ga maar weer terug naar bed. ik mail je nog wel even. ok?
jellyrose
May. 12th, 2004 12:37 am (UTC)
It still makes me snicker.. and also pretty angry actually.
girlateral
May. 13th, 2004 12:37 am (UTC)
I'm new
You don't mind if I put you on my friends list do you?
tamar
May. 14th, 2004 11:21 pm (UTC)
no i don't mind. i just wish that people had more interesting stuff in their own journal to make it worthwhile to add them back. no this isn't personal, you're new. i'm talking about those journals with not a single entry..
progressiveness
May. 16th, 2004 06:29 pm (UTC)
this is funny/disturbing all rolled into one. thank you.
volkris
Jul. 1st, 2004 11:10 am (UTC)
The really funny thing is the number of people asking the ill-informed questions of these primay schoolers :)

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