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jesus & satan

jesus and satan have an argument as to who in the better programmer. this goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with god as the judge. they set themselves before their computers and began. they type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightening strikes, taking out the electricity.

moments later, the power is restored, and god announces that the contest is over. he asks satan to show what he has come up with. satan is visibly upset, and cries, i have nothing. i lost it all when the power went out.

very well then, says god, let us see if jesus fared any better. jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.

satan is astonished. he stutters, b-b-but how? i lost everything, yet jesus' program is intact! how did he do it?

god chuckles, everybody knows.. jesus saves!

source: slashdot


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May. 8th, 2003 05:16 pm (UTC)
I just wanted to say I noticed your new pics..They are nice!!
May. 8th, 2003 09:40 pm (UTC)
my new pics?
May. 9th, 2003 07:22 am (UTC)
i thought the devil had first dibs on all the lost un-saved work in the world? he's got it stored away somewhere i bet, planning to use it to make a slightly incomplete, mistaken new world.
May. 9th, 2003 08:22 am (UTC)
icons!! sorry about that!!
May. 9th, 2003 04:03 pm (UTC)
and thanks..
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